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A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight

(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer.

Always forgive your enemies. They hate that!

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!

Ambidextrose: able to put sugar in coffee with either hand

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

1. Copywight Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

"Have a nice day!" -- "No thank you. I have other plans."

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

"You want to be buried or cremated?" "Surprise me."

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