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Sex is complex. It has a real part and an imaginary part.

<tocotox> Four NoSQL DBAs walk into a bar. They walk out again after none of them can find a table.

A Higgs boson walks into a church, and the priest says "Higgs bosons aren't allowed in here! You call yourself the God particle! That's Sacrilegious!" The Higgs boson says "If you don't allow Higgs boson particles, how do you have Mass?"

A proton walks into a bar and orders Absynthe. The bartenders asks "Are your sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive"

A neutron walks into a bar and gets a drink. He pulls out his wallet and the bartender says, "For you, no charge."

"We don't serve FTL particles here," says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.

A neutrino goes into a bar. The bartender asks "What'll you have?" The neutrino says: "Nothing, just passing through."

Two molecules walk into a bar. One says to the other one, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them."

"Protons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic!"

If a pizza has a radius of z, and a thickness of a, it's volume is determined by pi z z a

Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be?

Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

There was an old lady called Wright
who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night.

Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023